Classic Film Geek T-Shirts

"Giving youngsters spoonfuls of sugar, Miss Poppins, is tantamount to child abuse."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Comedy Cafe

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Steve McQueen

Star Wars vs Star Trek

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Housekeeping?!"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Jimmy Cagney.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Draw!

Film Star Robert de Niro

I'm Spartacus.

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.