Classics Buff Gifts

'Nice, but let's change the kangaroo to a whale.'

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

'I like to mix it up a bit now and then.'

The Augean Stables

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

A.E. Housman

'Quite frankly, I'm shocked you don't provide life jackets.'

Classical Beauty: "My secret is to eat lots of olive-skinned men."

Riffraff

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Horti-Culture

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Robocop and Juliet.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Allegro con molto espresso

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

After the Sentence

"Scotch and water musick."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Caesar salad?'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Edvard Grieg

Goddess

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'