Classical Photographer Gifts

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

A Symphony of Penguins

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Herman Mankiewicz

"You may now kiss the bride..."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Venus

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Superheroes take a selfie

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Playdough's The Republic

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Candid Camera store.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

A surprise in heaven

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.