Classical Photographer Mugs

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

A Symphony of Penguins

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Herman Mankiewicz

Venus

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Archimedes statue with a lever

Superheroes take a selfie

'Where was the TSA?'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Playdough's The Republic

Candid Camera store.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

A surprise in heaven

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

Sistine Selfie

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.