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The Virus de Milo

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The DaVinci Code

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"Mr. Right!"

Kid doing cave paintings

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Convenience.

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

The Cremaster Cycle

The Death Of Venus

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

Football Sculpture.

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Mammoth Posing

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

Cover story: Picasso

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."