Classical Art Explorer Mugs

The Virus de Milo

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The DaVinci Code

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Mr. Right!"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Kid doing cave paintings

Convenience.

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Et in Arcadia Ego

The Death Of Venus

The Cremaster Cycle

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Football Sculpture.

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Mammoth Posing

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

"I can write, but I can't draw."