Classical Art Buff Gifts

Early selfies

You're my Mona Lisa.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

The DaVinci Code

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"Mr. Right!"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Horti-Culture

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

The Selfie

Allegro con molto espresso

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"Scotch and water musick."

Raphael

Et in Arcadia Ego

Diego Velasquez

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

The Death Of Venus

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Edvard Grieg

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Football Sculpture.

American Gothic Selfie