Classical Art Appreciation Pillows

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

The DaVinci Code

Diner.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"Mr. Right!"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Mikado

"The overthinker"

'Projectile painting.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

The Selfie

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

A Macaroni in 1772

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Happy thoughts

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.