Classical Art Appreciation Mugs

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Diner.

The DaVinci Code

Victor Hugo

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Mr. Right!"

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

A Macaroni in 1772

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'Projectile painting.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

The Selfie

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Mikado

"The overthinker"

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Happy thoughts

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Mark Zuckerberg

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."