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The DaVinci Code

"Mr. Right!"

The Selfie

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Raphael

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Who's the new guy?'

Diego Velasquez

Et in Arcadia Ego

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

The Death Of Venus

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Football Sculpture.

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

Old ladies trying to remove fig leaf from statue.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

"You know what, let's go with the pearl earring."

Visuals by Frans Hals.

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."