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'Your blind date reminded you of a TV star?, 'Yeah -- I think he was wearing Columbo's raincoat.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

A spy

Crime Writer's Society.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Any clues?"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"The butler did it!"

"We have ways of making you talk."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'

Joke Shop.

Police Line Up.

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"