Classic Tv Detective Fan Gifts

I had a Perry Mason moment today, judge. You did? I didn

'Your blind date reminded you of a TV star?, 'Yeah -- I think he was wearing Columbo's raincoat.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"He did it!"

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

A spy

Diary of a DNA Cop

Crime Writer's Society.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Any clues?"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"We have ways of making you talk."

Agatha Christie

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"The butler did it!"

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

"Fetch it yourself."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

I thought you might want to color it in. Color chalk. 1 1 1 2 1 1 4 4 5 5

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

Police Line Up.

'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'

Trevor Eve

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

The Future of Detective Work

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

Joke Shop.