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"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"Long Johns Silver."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"No, let down your hair!"

"This giant, Jack, did he touch you in any way?"

Brothers Grimm

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

Ugly sisters

Fairy narratives

Robin Hood.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll And Mister Softee

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

'Boy, down there.' 'Yes, Mr. Scrooge.' 'Tell the butcher...to cancel for goose. I just had a visit from the spirit of Veggie Future.'

"I quite like the name, but I've been ordered to change it"

Alice in Wonderland: The Pool of Tears.