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Fairy narratives

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Well did he?"

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Good boy

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

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Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

My tail's cold.

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

Updated Fables. The Ant And The Grasshopper … And The Mosquito. IRS.

"This giant, Jack, did he touch you in any way?"

Tall tales and Short stories

''And someone's been sleeping in my bed' said the baby bear, 'and she's still there...'

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

"Leon rents out his time machine to people who have to go back and 'un-day' stuff that's now considered offensive."

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

'Boy, down there.' 'Yes, Mr. Scrooge.' 'Tell the butcher...to cancel for goose. I just had a visit from the spirit of Veggie Future.'

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

"Ok, ok, my mistake—twice upon a time..."

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll And Mister Softee

The Never Ending Story

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

'Fifty years ago he beat the Hare in that race, and we never hear the end of it!'

"And ten she said what big ears I'd got. You don't think I've got big ears do you Brian?"

'I hope you don't mind -- I just HAD to get some fresh air!'

"Okay...so I cheated."