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' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

The Never Ending Story

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Rock - see you in a million years!

Horror Stories.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

Early accounting scandals.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?

Free Little Library

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'It started off as stories I told my wife.'

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

Little Red Riding Hood

'That's better than your fish stories, Dad.'

Benefits of Living Abroad

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

Tourist Attractions

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

Anecdote Magazine

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.