Tale Traveler Prints

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

The Never Ending Story

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Rock - see you in a million years!

Horror Stories.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

Early accounting scandals.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Free Little Library

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Your story is quite the booze-filled dive into the depths of depravity. Is this your first children's book?"

'It started off as stories I told my wife.'

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

Yeah, yeah, yeah - tell my editor the fables are almost done, and she'll have them as soon as

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

My tail's cold.

Benefits of Living Abroad

Tourist Attractions

Little Red Riding Hood

'That's better than your fish stories, Dad.'

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

''And someone's been sleeping in my bed' said the baby bear, 'and she's still there...'

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

Anecdote Magazine

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"