Traveler's Tale Prints

No Trespassing!

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Airplane food

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Free Little Library

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"Who wants to go first?"

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

Monster Souvenir

Birds talk about flying...we land in the Hudson all the time - no big deal.

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

Tourist Attractions

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

Benefits of Living Abroad

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Traveling abroad from Cuba...