Travel-tale Adventurer T-Shirts

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Warrior Woman

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Tom Stoppard

Free Little Library

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

Child breaks fish bowl whilst playing with toy rocket

Other Fiction

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

'Look Mummy, I'm a shark!'

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

Chattanooga choo choo

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Six

Scary Face at Window

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

'Cool! You made chocolate covered ants.'

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Terry Pratchett

Seriously? Boom! Pow, pow, pow!

"Why would someone swim with their wallet?"

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

Tourist Attractions

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."