Travel-tale Adventurer Pillows

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Warrior Woman

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

Tom Stoppard

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Free Little Library

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Look Mummy, I'm a shark!'

Chattanooga choo choo

Child breaks fish bowl whilst playing with toy rocket

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

Other Fiction

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

Scary Face at Window

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

'Cool! You made chocolate covered ants.'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Tourist Attractions

Books: Success stories & Sob stories.

"Why would someone swim with their wallet?"

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'