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'I hope you don't mind -- I just HAD to get some fresh air!'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

Jack and the Beanie stock.

The First Commuters

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Jurassic Ark

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Ark under giant brolly.

The chosen few

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

Noah's lesser known brother.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'