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'I hope you don't mind -- I just HAD to get some fresh air!'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

So … how did you two meet?

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

No Double Parking

Jack and the Beanie stock.

The First Commuters

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Ark under giant brolly.

The chosen few

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

Jurassic Ark

Noah's lesser known brother.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

'Your father spent so much time building the ark he didn't have time to study navigation.'