Classic Tale Revisitor Pillows

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Long Johns Silver."

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"No, let down your hair!"

Leon Uris.

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

"This giant, Jack, did he touch you in any way?"

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

Brothers Grimm

Robin Hood.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Fairy narratives

Ugly sisters

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

'Boy, down there.' 'Yes, Mr. Scrooge.' 'Tell the butcher...to cancel for goose. I just had a visit from the spirit of Veggie Future.'

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll And Mister Softee

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

"I quite like the name, but I've been ordered to change it"