Classic Painting Giggler Pillows

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Get on with it!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Fancy a pint?

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

"It's Okay!! I just called 9-1-1!!!"

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

A turtle takes a bath.

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

'Ye olde optician.'

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

I'll see my self out Mr Dracula

Spiro & Pusho and the toilet cabin on the rock.