Graffiti Giggler Pillows

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Batman's Baby

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

Black Hole Corks

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupididy' and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein. Our colleague and I were going to debate, with me arguing the universe is finite and he's arguing that it's infinite. But he pulled out saying the debate organizers are biased against his position. He didn't believe they were simply advising folks to arrive early when they said "space is limited."

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

The Big A** Theory

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Search for Extraterrestrial Life. Ernie is working on a theory that alien life forms avoid the Milky Way galaxy because they're lactose intolerant.

'Which one's Ringo?'

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

"Don't they have those gravitational waves at the leisure centre?"

Obscure Constellations

Queen Elizabeth 2. Yankees ). I told you they wouldn't think it was funny.

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.