Graffiti Giggler Mugs

People who love the supine position tend to lie down on the job.

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

Black Hole Corks

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

The Big A** Theory

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

Obscure Constellations