Classic Messages Gifts

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"Happy Birthday!"

'Not as easy as it looks?"

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

Bell invents the telephone.

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

'I'm away from my desk. At the sound, please leave a message.' (Man has horn in his hand).

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Barney Fife

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

'It's all been said already.'

Go Away Tee Shirt

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'It's got a message, Master. . .but I don't think we should touch it.'

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

'Why don't we just get rid of the TV?'

Let me put it this way - make sure you wear clean underwear next Tuesday.

"Not at all the sort of comment one was expecting."

'You may have already won...more to come.'

'Can't you finally admit that you were wrong? -- Lawrence Welk is NOT just a passing fad!'

Messengers.

'It's for you.'

Man carrying an arrow.

Answerphone message in a bottle