Classic Messages Prints

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"Happy Birthday!"

'Not as easy as it looks?"

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

Bell invents the telephone.

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

The End is Near.

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

'I'm away from my desk. At the sound, please leave a message.' (Man has horn in his hand).

'It's our, 'message in a bottle'... It says; 'Return to sender, due to insufficient postage'.'

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"

Barney Fife

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

'It's all been said already.'

Let me put it this way - make sure you wear clean underwear next Tuesday.

'Why don't we just get rid of the TV?'

'Okay, this time I've added - "How do you rate this message?" with one to five stars.'

Go Away Tee Shirt

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'It's got a message, Master. . .but I don't think we should touch it.'

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

'You may have already won...more to come.'

Ooh, tell them I said "hi."

"Not at all the sort of comment one was expecting."

'Can't you finally admit that you were wrong? -- Lawrence Welk is NOT just a passing fad!'

Messengers.

It's 630, are you coming or not?

'It's for you.'

Look, the Bionic Woman is back! Wow! That was one long commercial break!

Man carrying an arrow.