Classic Mafia Fan Gifts

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Bowled over again!

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Currently Boston

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

Moon Line UP

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

Superhero with Acrophobia

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

Make it look like an accident.

'I'm sorry sir, we have 'diet cola' and 'diet lemonade', but not 'diet blood'.'

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Surprised?"

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Miss, you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

Crime

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'