Classic Mafia Fan Gifts

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Currently Boston

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

Moon Line UP

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

Superhero with Acrophobia

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"Miss, you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

'I'm sorry sir, we have 'diet cola' and 'diet lemonade', but not 'diet blood'.'

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

Mario's Family Portraits.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

"Surprised?"

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

Crime

Tessa