Classic Mafia Movie Fans Gifts

"It's an internship - crime doesn't pay."

"Dad, can I borrow the gun tonight?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'

'...You do your own money laundering!'

"You bring da fish?" "You bring da bread?"

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

"And who is going to be the Godfather?"

The car alarm snooze button.

Nuts with a score to settle with nut-cracker.

"Well, if you find it more comfortable, just call it 'cat bath'."

'You've got to admit, it's an effective witness protection program!'

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'Okay, so I'm not paranoid. Everyone is out to get me!'

"The legitimate-businessman's lunch?"

'Nobody bludgeons anymore. It's all Computer Crime now.'

To Do-In List

'My neighbors do a lot of backyard grilling.'

Disorganised Crime

'So, uh, how much is it to store a self?'

Eddie (The Sandman) Fasolino

"Sorry, Eddie - no one sees the Venetian."

A gangster ice fishing by shooting through the ice.

"Dis whack may be monitored and recorded for quality-control purposes."

Organised Crime - Checklist - Rifles, Pistols, Missiles...

Come on buddy you know how this works-the sooner you release those hostages, the sooner we can all sign off on our book and movie deals!

"I'm just saying – I think we'd be better off borrowing the money."

"You might be too sensitive for this job, Frankie."

"I had trouble finding a sitter."

"Ok, but after this, no more last requests."