Classic Mafia Movie Fans Gifts

"It's an internship - crime doesn't pay."

"Dad, can I borrow the gun tonight?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Make it look like an accident.

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Mario's Family Portraits.

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

'...You do your own money laundering!'

"You bring da fish?" "You bring da bread?"

'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

"And who is going to be the Godfather?"

The car alarm snooze button.

'You've got to admit, it's an effective witness protection program!'

"Well, if you find it more comfortable, just call it 'cat bath'."

crime

Nuts with a score to settle with nut-cracker.

To Do-In List

"The legitimate-businessman's lunch?"

'My neighbors do a lot of backyard grilling.'

'Okay, so I'm not paranoid. Everyone is out to get me!'

'Nobody bludgeons anymore. It's all Computer Crime now.'

Disorganised Crime

'So, uh, how much is it to store a self?'

Come on buddy you know how this works-the sooner you release those hostages, the sooner we can all sign off on our book and movie deals!

"I'm just saying – I think we'd be better off borrowing the money."

A gangster ice fishing by shooting through the ice.

"Sorry, Eddie - no one sees the Venetian."

Organised Crime - Checklist - Rifles, Pistols, Missiles...

"Wasn't there something else we came out here to do?"

"Dis whack may be monitored and recorded for quality-control purposes."

Eddie (The Sandman) Fasolino

"Touch that dial, Meatball, and I'll have Paulie pop ya before we hit the tunnel."