Vintage Mafia Movie Fan Gifts

"Sorry, Eddie - no one sees the Venetian."

Leslie Caron.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Comedy Cafe

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Play it again, Sam.'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Steve McQueen

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Jimmy Cagney.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

The Gladiator.

David Niven caricature

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Laurel and Hardy

Fred Astaire

King Kong

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Marilyn Ghost

The Bride of Frankenstein

Richard Burton

Janet Leigh

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

"So you don't want to come along?"

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."