Fan Of Mafia Movies Gifts

A gangster ice fishing by shooting through the ice.

Disorganised Crime

"Housekeeping?!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Mario's Family Portraits.

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

The Codfather.

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.