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Cuckoo Clock and Grandfather Clock.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

Posh Easter Egg

Man and woman buying furniture.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair