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"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Strong Female Lead

Pea green

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

"This one will go with everything,

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Flower lamp.

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

Trouble Ahead

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"