Historical Decor Buff T-Shirts

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

Strong Female Lead

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Pea green

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

'I should never have let you pick the taps!'

Flower lamp.

"This one will go with everything,

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Trouble Ahead

"We're getting somewhere now. This is the exact opposite of what I want."