Vintage Décor Fanatic T-Shirts

She's so retro.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

Military Medals

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Early Piety

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Grandma's caf

Ladies by the seaside

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

You had me at vintage.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Man...You age great!'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"How soon will this be a remnant

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I love these old decorations!"

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."