Classic Decor Aficionado Prints

Cuckoo Clock and Grandfather Clock.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Board Game Hunter

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Posh Easter Egg

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."