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"Everyone wants to bonk her!"

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"I hate it when we fight."

"I'm the bad guy..."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Love in Boom

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

'I could have had a V-8!'

Ronald Reagan

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Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

"That was supposed to be us."