Classic Courtship Fan Pillows

"Everyone wants to bonk her!"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'He likes to power nap.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I hate it when we fight."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Michael Caine

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Love in Boom

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

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The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

'I could have had a V-8!'

Classic Movie Remakes (for people your age)

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

"That was supposed to be us."

Ronald Reagan

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

Marcello Mastroianni.

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.