Classic Comedy Collector Pillows

Occu-Pie Mars

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Banana Split...

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Snowmobull

E-Baying @ The Moon

"The Eggsorcist"

Primitive magician

Turtle Hat

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Filet minion

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

A trevor of trainspotters

"Whose the new guy?"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'