Vintage Comedy Collectors Pillows

Grauchos

Occu-Pie Mars

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Banana Split...

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Turtle Hat

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"The Eggsorcist"

Snowmobull

Filet minion

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

A trevor of trainspotters

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

An Extraordinary Pointer

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.