Vintage Comedy Collectors Prints

Grauchos

Occu-Pie Mars

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Banana Split...

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Turtle Hat

"The Eggsorcist"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Filet minion

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Snowmobull

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

A trevor of trainspotters

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Whose the new guy?"

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

An Extraordinary Pointer

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"