Classic Bar-goer Pillows

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Last Chance For Reality

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Wine at the Bar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Me too! Let's get some beers!"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Over-reaction Man.

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'