Bar Goer Pillows

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

"Being an accountant gives him that extra aura of danger."

"What the...some jerk licked the salt off all these pretzels."

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

'They're discussing which is more effective - pepper spray or mace...'

"Oh, c'mon! So I'm not a bald eagle - everyone lies in their dating profile!"

"I've decided not to have children. My wife and kids are furious."

"Got to change my belch ringtone... I keep thinking I'm getting a call."

'Are you a virgin?' - 'Of course I am, ask anybody.'

'One door closed, another opened, and I fell right out the window.'

'Strange, how women always have to go to the ladies' room in pears.'

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Fireman attempts to rescue trapped children from pub foot rail

Waterhole bar and grill...Sorry, closed due to drought.

'I've had it too... 'RUN'!'

I will not hoot. I will hot hoot. I will not hoot.

"Now that you mention it, Alan, Yes, you are chopped liver."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Watching the football.

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin