Claim Handler Gifts

Home Owner's Insurance Adjuster of the Year

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

Awkward customers.

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

"The insurance company needs to see the alleged piece of straw before they’ll process your claim."

"We've had to create a whole new area in our filing system for your claim, Mr Butterfield.'

Pregnant woman going to 'Accident Claims'.

'I'm afraid, unless you can show proof you're employed by God, I'll have to deny this claim.'

'You took out a policy with us Tuesday morning and had a fire Tuesday afternoon...What was the delay?'

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"Imagine an accident at 60mph..." "It would be like being hit by a 60 ton elephant."

I bet those are accident reports.

"Actually, I got these injuries dealing with my insurance company."

"If you can fill these out before you pass away we can move on to stage two of your claim."

"Incoming!!"

Insurance co. claims department.

'The object is to make money, not pay claims! Don't make me tell you again!'

Insurance claim on Grandma

"And what gives you the uneasy feeling that my workers comp claim is under investigation?"

'So you say the cash box was stolen.'

'How did your meeting with your insurance company go?'

'What do you mean my policy does not cover for this sort of thing!'

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."