Civil Unions Gifts

Pope Francis allows Same-Sex Civil Unions.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"What was I thinking?!"

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Mixed Doubles.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Trump secret police

Family with pets.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

Why Cows Leave Home

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Martin Luther King

MLK

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Privacy Conference Security

Same Sex Marriages.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

Privacy - Surveillance

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

Jack in the box on strike.