Civil Unions Pillows

Pope Francis allows Same-Sex Civil Unions.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"What was I thinking?!"

Mixed Doubles.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Family with pets.

Trump secret police

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

Why Cows Leave Home

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

MLK

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Martin Luther King

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Privacy Conference Security

Same Sex Marriages.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

Privacy - Surveillance

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Jack in the box on strike.

Statue of Security