Interfaith Union Gifts

"Unitarian. You?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Interfaith dialogue

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

"We never discuss religion."

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

Happy Everything

'What is this, some kind of joke?'

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

"No funny stuff."

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

"I'm Jewish and Don is Catholic, but we're raising the kids as wolves."

Al Aqsa mosque and metal detectors

Divine Rivalry

"Normally I'm an Episcopalian, but I wouldn't miss this for the world. . ."

"I've told you a thousand times, Rose; during Christmas, don't get into religious arguments with the goyim!"

Papal Pranks

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

Christian church steeple show jewish star in shadow

"This is the Halal dog food. The Kosher dog food is in the next aisle."

Lionel Blue

"Love, compassion, forgiveness- those are very christian values" "For all we know I might have been a christain in a previous life"

"Nice to see a fellow Praying Mantis in here."

Religious Eggs

"These pre-meeting invocations may have gotten out-of-hand!"

Love thy neighbour.

"Did you hear the one about the Christian, the atheist and the Buddhist?"

'I'm Jewish on my mother's side...Happy Hanukkah!'