Civil Union Gifts

'I pronounce you a gay couple in a civil union filing seperate tax returns under IRS rules.'

New York approves gay marriage.

Two grooms and a dog on a cake.

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

Two grroms in leather on top of a civil union cake.

Fabulous civil union cake.

Gay celebration.

Civil Union cake with men in leather.

Two grooms and a cat on a wedding cake.

Two grooms in evening suits.

Wedding toast between two men.

J.D. Perkins, Civil Union Counselor.

Just civil unioned.

Lesbian marriage, Mrs and Mrs

Inclusive family code in Cuba

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Lesbian civil partnership.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"What was I thinking?!"

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Mixed Doubles.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Family with pets.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

Why Cows Leave Home

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Same Sex Marriages.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'