City Trader Gifts

'I'm coming off a fixed-rate mortgage.'

Money is the Incentive.

Best of Greed - City Kennel Club.

'Tell your readers, that even as a kid, I didn't like reality. I always loved fairy tales, illusions, imagination, fantasy... And so, inevitably, I became a very successful broker.'

Toy City Trader - Pull string and watch him panic

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Build Your Own Portfolio

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Love linked

City Boy.

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

A child runs an equity stand.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'