City Trader Gifts

'I'm coming off a fixed-rate mortgage.'

Money is the Incentive.

'I need to be chastised for the size of my bonus.'

Best of Greed - City Kennel Club.

'Tell your readers, that even as a kid, I didn't like reality. I always loved fairy tales, illusions, imagination, fantasy... And so, inevitably, I became a very successful broker.'

Toy City Trader - Pull string and watch him panic

The day the stock market went UP.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Build Your Own Portfolio

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

City Boy.

Love linked

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

A child runs an equity stand.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."