City Broker Gifts

City Broker Requires Dealer Who Can Keep Wicket

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Love linked

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Why markets crash.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

ThrEschers.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Sister Cities

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

The Milky Way (Detail)