City Broker Mugs

City Broker Requires Dealer Who Can Keep Wicket

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Love linked

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Why markets crash.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Sister Cities

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

The Milky Way (Detail)

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."