City Traders Mugs

Toys - Business Model.

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Build Your Own Portfolio

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

City Boy.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

A child runs an equity stand.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

Why markets crash.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.